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Ship a Grinch for the Holidays

Limited Edition Grinch

  1. Order Your Grinch Now…
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  3. We handle the rest!

All the Whos down in Whoville will be so excited to know that their big hearted friend the Grinch is being shipped around the country spreading holiday cheer. Sure, the Grinch is known for being all grumpy and Grinchy, but remember at the end of the story his heart grows three times its original puny size and he celebrates the holiday with the happy Whos. He even carved up their roast beast!

The Grinch has shaggy soft bright green fur, long slightly menacing eye lash thingys, old man eyebrows and randomly awesome tufts of hair on his head, neck and hands. He also sports freckles along with his signature sly grin! Oh, and his grinchy feet pads are just plain cool!

Nobody wants that 12 pound fruit cake, a book of Lifesavers or whatever a yule log is. Be unique and send a Grinch – your heart will grow too!

Mail a Monkey Featured on CBS Morning Show

Mail a Monkey was featured on the CBS4 Morning Show in Denver with Dave Aguilera and Michelle Griego…

Mail a Monkey on NBC News

Mail a Monkey was featured on NBC KUSA Denver 9News!  You can read the story here...

Janie the Cute Cord Monkey…

Check out the smoochers on me. I am known in the jungle as the kissing bandit. I swing from the trees looking for love. I make people happy when I show up in their mail box wearing this first class pucker and my marvelous dress. My corduroy body and knitty arms and legs are soft and smooth. I tower over the other monkeys in my posh orange high heels! Mail me to your sweetie or someone with a bit of a monkey fetish!  Check out my fine self…


Even Mutts Love to Get Mail

Ashley from Colorado sent in this fantastic photo of her gigantic black fluffy mountain dog Nain with his new found friend Russell the Organic Pet Toy!

All of our pet toys are made from certified organic cotton and all-natural organic dyes!

We have 3 cool critters for your pup to enjoy.  Send your favorite pooch a present!  Check out all three…

Love the Cover…

We love the cover of Jon Stewart’s new book!

We didn’t say we love Jon and we didn’t say we don’t love Jon.

BUT, regardless of the content of the book or political leanings, we love the cover.

Come on, seriously, who doesn’t love a chimp in space?

The Corduroys are Here!

Corduroy Monkey, Elephant, Donkey, Zebra, HorseThree new animals have arrived at Mail a Monkey™ headquarters and are ready for you to send to their new home.  Each is made from a thick, soft and wide corduroy mixed with colorful knit, yarn and other unique materials.  Someone will love you for sending them such a fun gift!  Check them all out…

Julius is an old school gentleman with a pretty pucker.  Paula is an elephant with style that loves her reality TV.  Jimmy is a zebra with fashion sense – he didn’t settle for boring black and white stripes!  Read all their stories…

Oh, and don’t forget that we offer all expense paid travel to all U.S. addresses.  (that means FREE SHIPPING)



Monkey Makes Off With Multiple Spectacles

A mischievious monkey is not seeing eye to eye with residents of the Himachal Pradesh capital. He is focusing instead on their spectacles and running away with them! The ‘farsighted’ simian has even entered an office and decamped with a pair of glasses. In the past week, it has snatched five specs from the office of the Himachal Pradesh Power Corporation Ltd (HPPCL), a PSU located in the Tuttikandi area.  Read more at MonkeyDay.org

Email Newsletter Fun

Mail a Monkey [hearts] Mail Chimp

After some twisting and tweaking, we got our email newsletter up and running using Mail Chimp’s monkeyriffic service.  You can sign up below or click one one of the links to see any issues you may have missed!  We hate spam and know you do too, so we don’t send it!

Check out a few of our past email newsletters…

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We are LIVE!

We can’t believe it and don’t know how to spend every extra evening, weekend and waking minute.  We have been eating, sleeping and breathing monkey madness for the past three months trying to get the website up and ready for the world (you).  Hopefully we will pass the days lovingly filling tubes with gifts that will make the trek to make someone happy!  Thanks to Arianne, our friends and family. We couldn’t have done it without all of you!  If you have a friend that needs a pick me up, a laugh or a smile, please consider sending them a monkey.  Please help us spread the monkey love and tell a friend about Mail a Monkey.  There are a few friendly links for you below.  Onward and upward to the top of the trees we go…